The answers to the old school jokes!

So here you go! The answers to the questions I posted in my post entitled "So many reasons to laugh about. Like recalling old school jokes!" Click on that link should you have not read the questions.

Some of them might not make sense to you, but try to keep an open mind about this. And some may make sense to you but it is not at all enticing, try to keep an open mind on that too.

1. Ikan Terubuk (Through-Box)
2. Kasut Bata (The Brand)
3. Twilight (Tuai Light. Tuai is old in Iban)
4. Metallica (Pronounce it as Mee Tallica)
5. Hollywood (Holy Wood)
6. Disc Blue. (Disc Bulu)
7. TaliBan.
8. Mi Wantan (Mi One Ton)
9. Lembugini. 
10. Pecah rekod.
11. Di Thailand. (bengkok = Bangkok)
12. Kenyah West. (Kanye West)

Please remember not all you pronounce the answer the way it meant to be pronounced, so it is actually OK if you want to call me a noob joker. 

The jokes are meant for True Sarawakians! 

So if you find this funny. You are a true Sarawakian!

And if you're not Sarawakian and find these jokes funny. You are a true Sarawakian for a day!

Have a nice day peeps!