The answers to the old school jokes!

So here you go! The answers to the questions I posted in my post entitled "So many reasons to laugh about. Like recalling old school jokes!" Click on that link should you have not read the questions.

Some of them might not make sense to you, but try to keep an open mind about this. And some may make sense to you but it is not at all enticing, try to keep an open mind on that too.

1. Ikan Terubuk (Through-Box)
2. Kasut Bata (The Brand)
3. Twilight (Tuai Light. Tuai is old in Iban)
4. Metallica (Pronounce it as Mee Tallica)
5. Hollywood (Holy Wood)
6. Disc Blue. (Disc Bulu)
7. TaliBan.
8. Mi Wantan (Mi One Ton)
9. Lembugini. 
10. Pecah rekod.
11. Di Thailand. (bengkok = Bangkok)
12. Kenyah West. (Kanye West)

Please remember not all you pronounce the answer the way it meant to be pronounced, so it is actually OK if you want to call me a noob joker. 

The jokes are meant for True Sarawakians! 

So if you find this funny. You are a true Sarawakian!

And if you're not Sarawakian and find these jokes funny. You are a true Sarawakian for a day!

Have a nice day peeps!

To those aspiring ballers, we know how it feels.

My favourite YouTube comment of the day.

So many reasons to laugh about. Like recalling old school jokes!

To those whom it may concern. The following are list of jokes that I find to be very hilarious. If you don't get it, or don't find it funny at all. It's ok, we Sarawakians like to make our jokes that are beyond our time so you all may have something to laugh about in the near coming gloomy future. As for my case, these are old school jokes that really prove to win against the test of time.

By the way, lame jokes are funny too.

Here are some of them!

1. Antara semua ikan, ikan apa boleh tembus kotak?
2. Antara semua kasut, kasut apa paling berat?
3. Antara semua cahaya, cahaya apa paling tua?
4. Antara semua mi, mi apa paling rock?
5. Antara semua kayu, kayu apa paling suci?
6. Antara semua bulu, bulu apa paling lucah?
7. Antara semua tali, tali apa paling ganas?
8. Antara semua mi, mi apa paling berat?
9. Antara semua lembu, lembu apa paling laju?
10. Kapal terbang langgar lalat, kapal terbang terhempas. Apa pecah?
11. Sebuah kereta terlanggar tiang lampu di tepi jalan raya. Mana bengkok?
12. Antara semua Kenyah, Kenyah apa paling berkulit gelap?

I know many of you know the answers to all the questions. And you may not find them funny. But I do. Cause these kind of jokes remind me of my true nature as a Sarawakian. It reminds of home. Of who I am.

And it's nice to recall all these jokes (In cases like some of you that have forgotten about these humourous questions) and laugh to the things that made us laugh so hard when we were.. Uhmmm.. Younger perhaps? Haha.

I'll give out the answers tomorrow. In the meantime, enjoy recalling all your childhood jokes and do share them in the comment section for others to see and laugh too!

Have a nice day peeps!

You got caught!

Haha. In star online today, a 54 year old man was fined RM2000 and jailed a day. Why?

Stealing undergarments. Women's undergarment actually. Sexy juak la.

Apparently the man stole bras, panties and I don't know what else (report says "other items") from a hypermarket in Johor Baru. He was charged with stealing RM404.95 worth of undergarments.

K.N. Ragavelloo is reported to be jobless, but you never know, maybe this was his job.

Anyway, he could face four months in prison, away from all the panties, if he fails to pay the fine.

It was not mentioned in the report on the motive though. Could it be for his wife or himself?