A SIXTY-YEAR-OLD man is in a fix because he could not extricate a bottle from his anus, Sin Chew Dailyreported.
It is learnt that he had inserted the bottle into his bowels to cure him of his constipation problems.
It said the man, from Guangdong province, had to seek help after he realised that he could no longer get the bottle out.
Doctors were shocked to see the image of the 16cm-long milk bottle when they did an X-ray scan on him. They later managed to surgically remove the offending item. -StarOnline August 2nd 2011-
He must have really loved the star in 1man1jar. If none of you know what I am talking about, it's best to keep it that way.
Although 16 cm is relatively short though, considering that the large intestine is about 1.5 meters long. However, I'm guessing a hard solid bottle so it's not bendable and the shape is not adjustable. I can only imagine how uncomfortable it us to constantly feel a solid bottle injected into your rectum and stays there.
Try to put yourself in his perspective before you stop reading onwards cause you're just disgusted with how easily I'm taking this. The thought to me is uncomfortable to me. There's only so much a man can accept. He might be slightly less educated and imagining that if his rectum provided a larger diameter, the flow of faeces is easier. This hypothesis is obviously accepted. The only flaw in his experiment was that he did not tie one end of the bottle with a string for him to pull it back out. No proper planning.
I googled the definition of constipation and got this as the first result.
"A state of the bowels in which the evacuations are infrequent and difficult, or the intestines become filled with hardened faeces; costiveness."
Evacuations are infrequent and difficult. So I'm guessing this man does fit into the definition?
Anyway, I think he could have pushed the bottle through the natural method of standard defecation if he had inserted the bottle from the bottom first. What do you think?
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