Ordinary jak tok.

Rex : Tom, makin tumpah sos nya eh. Ne tisu?

Tom : Ada blakang nun. (Pulling tissue sheets)

Rex : Pake duit kertas lebih tok ke lap pat sik?

Tom : Ya tisu Bill Gates empun.

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Edwin : School got homework kha? (After missing classes for two days)

Rex : Logically speaking la Ed, bila you go to school there's no work done? Don't have kan? Genti ada punya.

Edwin : No, I just want to catch up with my homework bha.

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Rex : Ku tauk ku nanyak soalan bodo la. Sine mok tekan bukak tangki minyak kelisa a? (At petrol station)

Cahier : Hahaha.

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Mok : Antara banyak-banyak kenyah, kenyah ne hitam?

Tom : Uhh. Sik tauk. Sapa?

Mok : "Keenyaaah" West.

Tom : Hahahaha

Rex : Bunyau. Hahahaha.

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Judy : Air kedondong ada?

Waiter : *Typical "apa itu" face*. Huh? Hmm.. Tidak Ada.

Judy : 3 asam? Ada?

Waiter : *Nervous look now. Last resort* Uhmm. Sini menu ada.