Woman stabbed husband after football match.

Kuala Lumpur:

A woman stabbed her husband because she was furious. She was angry her husband came home late after Manchester United's game against Malaysia.

Her husband promised to come back on Saturday but time flew too fast. He ended up reaching home early Sunday morning with a "ready to stab" wife waiting impatiently for him.

The man must have crept into the house without knowing that his wife was hiding behind the curtain of their living room with a pair of silver chopsticks in each hand. Before he could do anything else, wife pops out from her hiding spot. "Malaysia kalah, pegi minum buang stress la lepas itu? Sini kamu!". "Sori sayang! Malaysia boole..." *stab*

The man is reported to be in a stable condition. Guess he's fine. Good thing la. But the woman is still under remand for further questioning.

This proves that football kills. Better play basketball.