Sep 10, 2009

And the crowd goes wild..!

Every year, a school in Kidurong Zone - secondary school - would organize an "Independence Day" celebration where the representatives from other school would join in the event. The three schools involved are SMK Assyakirin, SMK Kidurong and SM Teknik.

This year's event was held in SMK Assyakirin, a secondary school located on a hill in Sungai Plan, an area further up the Kidurong highway. You can imagine how the ride to the school was. Maybe the bumpiness would be less prominent if the roads were patched up a little better. I always figured that maybe it was a way to keep drivers on the way to MLNG, SMDS or Bintulu Port a little more alert. Feel drowsy? Bump!

So 20 of us were the representatives for SMK Kidurong (Maju Terus Maju!). It should be less 15 minutes to get there but somehow the roads were an impediment to us. Oh, and were led by Cikgu Awlia and Cikgu Wong.

On the way up the sloppy road, a friend asked me,

"Why is there a bump on a hill? It's not that people will be speeding uphill, right?"
I questioned back "What about those going downhill?".
"Yea.. But still.."
"Still what? Are you suggesting that half of the bump is to be removed?"

Upon arriving at our destination, we alighted the bus and were ushered to the hall. Just as soon as we stepped through the door, the crowd goes wild. It was no standing ovation and I thought Michael Jackson came back to life. To my surprise, they were actually cheering; screaming would sound more appropriate; for us, and for a reason that was oblivious to all of us. It didn't matter, I got a taste of stardom now.

The same thing happened when the group from SM Teknik arrived. Guess they stole our limelight.

So,t he event began by singing the national anthem and I must say that it was sung patriotically. Even though it is not an original tune, it is still the national anthem.

Next came the inevitable speech by our country's leaders read by the teachers and principal. By the King, Deptuty Prime Minister and one of the minister in education (can't recall who though).

The part where everyone would be anticipating, for the "Sekian, Terima Kasih" part that is. Before the speech there would be an almost audible claps from the audience but it would end with thunderous roars accompanying their claps.

Next came the poem reciting from the three schools. As soon as the first reciter enters the stage, the crowd goes wild. A climax arrived while reciting. The crowd goes crazy. Poem reciting ends. The crowd goes nuts. You can imagine what happened when the next two reciters appeared on the stage. It didn't matter if there was a mistake in their performance. It was like a Gun's N' Roses concert, Slash missing a note on his guitar would not effect the crowd's chanting and roaring.

The event continued with a traditional fashion show. This includes the Chinese, Indian, Malays and some of our local ethnic groups. As soon as a female models start cat walking, the crowd is on to it again. They're getting better at it this time. Cheering and screaming like they were doused with liquid iron. There was nothing that could ease the over excited students. When a lady in "cheongsam" came on stage, it felt like whole world was about to collapse. Although it was an informative and entertaining show.

Then came a talent show where nine - yes nine - guitarists appeared on stage along with two vocalists. It was an unplugged performance - exclude percussion- . Need I mentioned about the crowds? Just for the sake of saying it :

The crowd goes wild.

They performed three  songs of their choice I guess. They began with a rather interesting rendition of "Barisan Kita". It was followed by their school's anthem. I was flabbergasted upon listening to them. A rock ballad for a school anthem? It was close to being one though. The only problem was the song lasted too long. Literally longer than waiting in line at McDonald's where the person behind the counter does not speak English.

A friend beside me said "Cubalah lagu sekolah kita cam tok. Malu jak mok ngakuk lagu skolah kita eh". Couldn't have said it better. I still love "Maju Terus Maju" though teachers. :)

And lastly, they performed an Iban song entitled "Anang Nguji Aku". Oh, before I forget to mention, when the song reached its vocal part (after a peculiar long intro), the crowd goes wild. If you asked me, I guess this was the climax of the event. Most of the students were joining in the singing. If only I knew the Iban song. Help me someone?

And then came a video presentation which was prepared by the two teachers from SMK Assyakirin. The video depicts pictures of our prime ministers and their contribution to the country. Well, not really in the sense that because of our Prime Ministers that we achieved great glory.

The video actually illustrated the achievement Malaysia had achieved during the reign of our Prime Ministers. For example, the video showed pictures of Datuk Azhar Mansor who sailed solo around the world after the picture of Tun Mahathir bin Mohamad is displayed - it does give the impression that it happened because of our PM if you actually watched it -. Is this fallacy, fellas? I don't know. The best part about the video though, was when it came to the picture of Najib Tun Razak, the video ended. I guess he did nothing for the country.

Then came the gift presentation to those students who did well in their exams. This too made the crowd go wild. 2 hours into the event in a torrid hall was no barrier for them. A big size girl enters the stage. Scream. A softy guy receives his prize. Shriek. I thought the gift presenting would be a bore, but the students kept me invigorated.

Before it ended, we all yelled at the top of our lungs - "MERDEKA!" for seven times. Don't ask me why seven. (Drop a comment if you do). Oh, and we wave the Jalur Gemilang as well. And some of the students were literally being thrown in the air as well.  The funny thing is that the teachers did not seem to care about their demeanor. Supererogatory patriotism is a righteous act I guess.

Then it was the photo taking session and the end.

One thing that I would never forget about the school is that anything as arid as standing up to go to the toilet can make the students go wild.

merdeka
gitar

*One guitarist and a vocalist are not in the photo*
Cikgu Wong ngan Cikgu Awlia, enjoy sik torang tek?

Sep 9, 2009

Open your mouth and "Kaboom..!"

PETALING JAYA, Sept 8 (Bernama) -- Police, who went to an apartment in Kota Damansara on Monday to seize a gun from a man who allegedly threatened to kill his 61-year-old father, instead found a hand-grenade on the suspect.

In the noon incident at the D'shire Villa unit, the 27-year-old suspect was detained for having the hand-grenade in his possession.

Petaling Jaya police chief ACP Ajunaidi Mohamed said the police raided the unit after receiving a report from the former political secretary who claimed that his son had threatened to kill him with a gun, following a misunderstanding.

-- BERNAMA

The suspect must be a big Rambo fan. "Yo dad, eat this!" *Releases the spoon and stuffs grenade in dad's mouth*.

Anyway, why threaten to kill your father with a gun? Something somewhere must have gone terribly wrong.

Sep 8, 2009

Whaa...?

As you might already know, there are many ways to get to my blog. You may have just stumble across it through any means possible. One of the way though is through search engines.

You can type search terms such as "ballerexx" or "rex fonseka" to see links to my blog being displayed at your web page result ( I personally prefer google).

I can check in my dashboard on how people arrive to my blog. And I'm always amaze at how some "lucky" people ended up in my blog. If you are an avid reader of this blog, you would see the connection. It's also pretty interesting to know what people search over the interet. Here are the many search terms my fellow readers used (the ones in blue) :

  • fireworks - (I believe it's the fireworks picture I have)

  • smoking kills - period.

  • hiding smoking - haha

  • smoking kill - :D

  • canning school

  • fire works - Yes. fire(space)works

  • cigarettes kills

  • smoke kill

  • logo 1malaysia

  • foto fireworks - nice one. foto.

  • boy in lrt - some of you mite know of this

  • dali sini - seriously, I don't know why.

  • cucomber rexy - yup. cucOmber.

  • no study equation - I wonder who searched that. haha

  • alexander nyambang - okay..

  • air pollution index reading of miri as o - it stopped at "o".

  • i got beat up while drunk - epic.

  • smok kills - the typer's probably blinded by his cigarette smoke. still, he got here.

  • conclusion about smoking............. - Probably the searcher lost his breath after the last full-stop. I can imagine his dreadful look when he hit"Enter".

  • where can i get 1malaysia song lyrics - one desperate search.

  • when does canning school start - this must be a teacher who can't wait to whip students' ass "legally"

  • should cannning be allowed at school - nope.

  • sik tauk - aku pun sik tauk pahal.


Okay. I hope your eyebrows are raised with awe by now. Some probably want more, right? No fret, I saved the best for last.

  • www.teens rexy girls.com - I'm a pornstar now?

  • little rexy 18+ - don't ask.

  • tom and rexy - can anyone be so kind to tell me who searched this? it got me out of my seat. HAHA.

Sep 7, 2009

Think of time.

Everyday just seems to go through time with ease. The only problem for a day to enter to another is the human occupying it.

See it this way. We always think our day as two ways : may it end as quickly as it can or may it last as long as it can. The fact is, the 24-hours per day that we believe to be consistent may actually be a variable ; it's never the same.

Just the other day during my MUET 4 (writing) exam, 1hour 45minutes doesn't seems last long as it should, and during PA 1, 1hour 45 minutes seemed to last a decade. Isn't it amazing that we can actually control the speed of time with our minds?

I mean, really. Think about it. When you're waiting for a train in a crowded station, 10 minutes is an eternity, but getting squished by attractive girls in the train for 10 minutes lasts only a second.

It would be nice.

Tired of hearing your father blabbering? Initially, his lecture might last forever, but train your mind to make it last a microsecond.

A date ended too fast? Don't worry. All you have to do is think that it lasted long.

Long line in McDonald's? Tell yourself that it's not as long as it seem.

School assembly's too long? You know the drill.

The human mind is pretty amazing. I wonder if father time uses his thoughts to control time and I wonder if time travel would be the effect of advanced human thinking?

Sep 3, 2009

Now this is cool.


Earth's magnetic shield, or magnetosphere, protects us from most effects of solar storms and the solar wind. (Credit: SOHO image composite by Steele Hill (NASA))



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Sep 1, 2009

Luring their victims that broke their bones.

Back from school with exam results hidden in my bag, certainly not hidden from my memory. The surprise was that I did do slightly better than what I've expected. At least it shows that my last minute preparation was not in vain. But I gotta change my bad habits regarding the way I study.

Now, as classes are resumed as normal after a ten days break, I'll have to divert my attention onto my studies again. Can any of you give me ideas on super meaningful goals I should set for myself?

Anyway, it's a cool day, perfect weather for us to sleep and relax. Before you do that, enjoy this news from StarOnline :

KUALA LUMPUR: A couple of men snatched a woman’s bag early in the morning, unaware that their victim had determinedly followed them to their hideout and tipped off the police.


When police knocked on the door of a flat on the fifth floor of Seri Jati flats in Jalan Puchong, its occupants refused to open the door.


Brickfields police chief ACP Wan Abdul Bari Wan Abdul Khalid said that a commotion was heard and they later found a man, believed to be one of the snatch thieves, sprawled behind the flats with severe head injuries and a broken leg and arm.


The man was taken to the Kuala Lumpur Hospital for treatment. He said initial investigations found that the man had a previous record for snatch theft in Klang four years ago.


Following a search on the house, two men and a woman, aged between 25 and 28, were arrested.


"We also seized four mobile phones, one which belonged to the complainant," he said, adding that the suspects had been remanded to facilitate investigation under Section 395 of the Penal Code for gang robbery.


Things people would do to avoid getting caught. Have a nice day people.





A beginning that never ends.

Have I swayed under this quite translucent glass for too long now?

Have I not tasted the sunshine on the tip of my toes?

Have I impulsed my transfiguration against the depth of my own heart that causes me to catch my own reflection?

Have I choked myself between those helping hands?

Have I wandered away from from my "used to be adamant being"?

Have I plucked the string of remorse?

No. Not anymore.

I've lived under this blissful light that glitters my way.

Obscurity is now overthrown by the sense of trust.

The seed I've once planted in the epicenter of my faith is growing, spreading like the cottons planted by the Gods of the Heavens.

I've once suffered in an unforeseen battle of the gladiators trying to kill their way out of vengeful lives but have finally seep into rationality.

Those hands have walked me along a beach of utter remorse;

Jaunty to see them pulled back by the endless waves and sucked by the separation of the sea and the sky.

I see the light. It's in my grasp at long last. Glowing with an almost blinding radiance.

Waved my hands that scintillated my paradise;

Till erything is illuminated with lust and hunger.

I'm a new born-child, looking for the breast to suckle.

When the voice of an angel lifted me;

To lay my gently on the cottons once planted by the Gods of the Heavens;

Away from the wrath of wretched demeanor;

Where it all began.